Airplane Farts

The gas experienced en masse by travelers, after an airline flight during which peanuts are the only "food" available.

Characterized by their own unmistakable, unique aroma. Can also occur during other times not related to air travel.

Bob: Duuuude! I ate all the Snickers and Baby Ruths from the kids' Halloween bags, and now I have wicked airplane farts!

Tom: (wafting the air) Dude! I noticed!

by Chrome Toaster January 26, 2009

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White Cake Farts

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.

Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.

by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014

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true facts

Said in response to a comment that is very true. Can also be spelled "true fax" or "tru fax/true fax".

May also be shortened to simply "truth".

"Dude, Anchorman is seriously one of the funniest movies ever."
"True Facts."

by beyond_retarded May 27, 2008

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angry farts

A fart that is loud and not healthy. Causes dismay upon guests in your presence.

His angry farts made me want to cut his head off and poop down his neck.

by getchasome. May 24, 2009

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Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

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