father-less

missing a father

used often as an insult to someone inferior
Phill don’t talk to me you’re literally father-less”
“Sorry master
by nwball December 22, 2021
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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
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Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.
Father Mike will sort that out!
by HeyIt'sCameron April 24, 2022
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father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children
You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....
by Richie234 November 20, 2017
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Father Bressani

The most ghetto school in woodbridge filled with fake toronto hood man’s and toxic bitches. Everybody fake asf and everyone knows each other’s shit because the school is so small. unless you’re a rich italian drug addict, do not attend this school.
hey I was thinking of going to Father Bressani after I graduate grade 8.

ur retarded that school is trash
by urmerked1111 December 14, 2021
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Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 09, 2022
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Gamer Father

A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.
by Cynical Man March 08, 2021
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