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Faieta

A descriptive word used for a person meaning someone who would sabotage you when you and your significant other are having problems. Some who is opportunistic. Lies in wait.
John is such a faieta!
by every11111111111 April 22, 2006
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facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.
"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea
by facetiousman November 22, 2011
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Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.
Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.
by Igor Medavoy August 31, 2008
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WASTEY FACETY

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!
Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!
by Jt Martin November 5, 2007
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Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)
Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.
by Crayreck April 8, 2010
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facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.
H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.
by super_proper December 30, 2011
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fajetti

1.Slang for a fat vagina.

2. Substitution for fag
Check out that 700 pound chick. I bet she has a massive fajetti.



Dude, look at that fajetti.
by Kiwi Pomerleau March 5, 2005
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