Anthony Fantano

Kendrick Lamar’s and Death Grips’ #1 dick rider of all time

Why does Anthony Fantano Dick ride Kendrick Lamar and Death Grips so much?

Because they both make good music?

Fair enough

by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024

Anthony Fantano

An Anthony Fantano is an improvised buttplug using any kind of miniature, smooth skinned melon ranging from mexican sour gherkins (often chained together to form anal beads) up to Sprites and even Golden Midgets.

Hey, can you fetch my Anthony Fantanos? Check the fridge, I think they're in the crisper. Oh, and bring a stick of butter.

by Melonious Monk March 10, 2026

Pretty well fandango

It's said when something is really good made.

Person1: Look at my homework, mate!
Person2: Ohh, pretty well fandango!

by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 23, 2023

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

Rim & Foot Fandango

A sexual move where someone simultaneously eats ass and uses their partner’s feet for stimulation.

“We went full Rim & Foot Fandango last night… I’m never looking at toes the same way again.”

by Paige Brooks September 30, 2025