Jimmy Fallon

A guy who saved NBC Late Night's sorry ass twice in one decade. First time was in 2000 by resurrecting Weekend Update (with much help from Tina Fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. Second time was in 2009 after the whole Leno-Conan reshuffling clusterfuck didn't work out, leaving Fallon as NBC's only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.

Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.

A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.

Conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this Jimmy Fallon motherfucker is aiiiiiiite

by CrunchyCookie November 15, 2010

Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.

by fpuncher August 23, 2009

Falcons

The best NFL team in the league, based in the epic city of Atlanta. the Fans are great and female falcon fans are sexy. before 2013, they had 5 winning seasons in a row, and are poised to win a SB in the next 3 years. Led by a top 5 QB in Matt Ryan, with the #2 and #3 best WRs in the NFL in Roddy White and Julio Jones. They also have a Solid LB corps lead by Sean Weatherspoon and Paul Worrilow, and a very young Secondary with the CB duo of Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford.

Most teams with the Falcons on their schedule will cry, knowing it will be an automatic loss.

Cleavland Brown fan: We got the Falcons in the DOME in 2014!? WTF NFL?

Aints fan: LOL we got a ring over 30 years ago by cheating, and we still going to put it in your face trolololol.

Steelers Fan: we Also have to go to the dome... FUUUUU

Lions fan: oh shyt! the Falcons are undefeated outside the country and we have to get owned to them in London? WHY NFL WHY?

by b17 January 30, 2014

Falon

not fucking flat

Yo josh falon isn’t flat at all

by Uhohpoopy June 9, 2020

high like falcon

high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.

i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon

Dude! i'm high like falcon

by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006

Faloon

A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.

"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."

by FJFJFJFJ January 4, 2008

Falcon

Verb:
1) To vomit
2) To fart

I got really nervous and falconed during the interview.

by Shizcakes October 21, 2009