flaming mary

noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.

"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"

by Rear Guru December 15, 2011

flamigeon

A deformed pigeon, usually seen in town centres with one leg missing, hence standing like a flamingo. Also known as a Permingo.

That Flamigeon isn't in the best of health.

by The Mighty Flamigeon December 15, 2013

flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

flamingo pot

Slang name for vagina

I would love to peck her flamingo pot

by Poochalski March 15, 2014

Falatiolite

An individual that has dedicated his/herself to perfecting the art of oral sex and is a member of the oral sex community and is in the upper echelon of said community.

Hey Steve, look there goes Jacob. He's the most talented of the Falatiolites of Midtown.

by Ariesian April 19, 2014

flaming arkansas

When a man has sex with a red head... then sets her on fire.

"Where is Sheral?" "She got flaming arkansas, shes dead."

by Hedge Trimmer June 1, 2014

Flaming Pony

That pony with flames on Pokemon Go

Brandy caught a flaming pony! today at the park.

by RandomITness July 28, 2016