Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009
Get the Freak Patrolmug. A person who loves fantasy. They love dragons, fairies, and mythology. They also enjoy magical things. Anything that is considered impossible according to most people is their obsession. They relish in a good story with legend, folktale, mythology, and magic. Sometimes they'll even research it to be considered a magical expert. A true fantasy freak is hard to find because not many people are that obsessed with the impossible. Fantasy freaks do not believe in earthly limitations.
Sometimes they are so obsessed they may dress like the things they read about. They are also dark humored and day dream a lot. Fantasy novelists can be considered a fantasy freak. Are confused for goth, nerd, or geek because they are reading books a lot (mostly fantasy stuff), they, may play many fantasy games (like role-plays), and they may dress according to the trends of the things they obsess over (aka vampires, werewolves, dragons, warriors, magicians, witches, ect.)
Sometimes they are so obsessed they may dress like the things they read about. They are also dark humored and day dream a lot. Fantasy novelists can be considered a fantasy freak. Are confused for goth, nerd, or geek because they are reading books a lot (mostly fantasy stuff), they, may play many fantasy games (like role-plays), and they may dress according to the trends of the things they obsess over (aka vampires, werewolves, dragons, warriors, magicians, witches, ect.)
by bookcrazy1 October 19, 2010
Get the Fantasy Freakmug. Guy Number 1: "That guy is playing Runescape."
Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."
Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"
Colts Freak: Kobe.
Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."
Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"
Colts Freak: Kobe.
by 4youcolts March 5, 2011
Get the Colts Freakmug. 1.A woman or man that enjoys the art of Cumming.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.
by Dreamaster50 May 18, 2006
Get the cum freakmug. 
Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.
Is a born again Christian.
Goes to church.
Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.
Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.
Is a born again Christian.
Goes to church.
Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.
Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.
by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003
Get the Jesus freakmug. A wealthy older woman who drinks heavily while on several medications advising against the consumption of alcohol...and who is an old horny slut. She is often withholding and shoots down everything you say so that she feels good about herself.
"I dont want no part of your tight ass country club, ya freak bitch!"
"Lucille is a real freak bitch when you get to know her."
"Hey check that old broad out, what a freak bitch."
"Lucille is a real freak bitch when you get to know her."
"Hey check that old broad out, what a freak bitch."
by Devypoo January 18, 2007
Get the freak bitchmug.