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fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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fecalfreek

A person who eats shit. turdmuncher,shitgobbler
That guy Mason is a real fecalfreek. I saw him eating a piece of some guys shit.
He said it didnt have much taste, but that it was kind of soft."It was only a small piece"
by HCH December 18, 2005
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fecallation

The act of describing the way a person is fecallating
The man enjoyed his annual fecallation
by MuffMan February 9, 2008
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Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole
Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week
by headshok62 October 18, 2008
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fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.
"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"
by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009
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fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer
While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven
by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
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fecal mousse

Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."

" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009
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