asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
by thaibnerd January 17, 2010
a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.
Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
by scotty.does.know April 05, 2011
AIDS.
Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.
Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.
FAIL.
To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
AIDS and FAIL.
Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.
Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.
FAIL.
To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
AIDS and FAIL.
Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!
Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
by MortisNai March 09, 2008
Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
by nion January 17, 2005
Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi March 01, 2018
Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.
by Ptownuk January 26, 2010
His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.
by priscyyy February 05, 2011