Universal slut excuse

The excuse that EVERY slut uses for being a whore and sleeping with someone else's man.

"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".

"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "

by 84hf84ujfjj October 19, 2008

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

fabioesque-existential-romanticist

come in three parts:
1. Fabioesque- To be like fabio in anyway
2. Existentialist- To be of the philosophical school of thought that we are all resposible for our lives and ultimately our destenies
3. Romanticist- To be a hopless romantic

Basically fi you put these three together you get a fabioesque-existential-romanticist

Man that guy is such a fabioesque-existential-romanticist!

by Silas Dagwood February 28, 2005

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

Existential Crisis

Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.

"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"

by olanchoparaiso February 23, 2017

Bane of my Existence

this basically means that the two people are in love with eachother

Anthony: You are the bane of my existence.
Kate: Should we kiss?

by laughingcryingcatemoji April 21, 2022

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004