Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 01, 2019

Evan

A complete dick head who broke up with his amazing boyfriend who would have done anything for him. (fuck up)

Evan just broke up with his boyfriend

by evan 2 October 15, 2019

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019

Evan

An ugly man with a small penis

Man he has to be named evan

by Superstriker104 September 23, 2016

Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 July 21, 2015

Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy

OMG Evan is such a pussy

by Dylan Kettle May 30, 2016

Evan

A stupid annoying incredibly low iq (40) person usually no one likes him and almost all the time when they get a girlfriend they get dumped right away.

Evan is dumb.

by Dumb boy 123 January 01, 2020