evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k
by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008
Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".
by Thomas J S January 23, 2008
Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning
Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”
by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018
by BoneGuy March 14, 2017
A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.
by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 09, 2017
by Jarriyah December 06, 2018
The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
by lovesmaul415 February 21, 2010