eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 December 4, 2007

Eva Peron

Sarah Palin

"WOW, that Eva Peron is one ambitious bitch when it comes to fame and politics."

"You mean Sarah Palin?"

by Coco McCool February 4, 2010

Eva and Jacob

Eva likes Jacob but Jacob likes everyone but eva

“Eva and Jacob sitting in a tree”

by DALLAS GANG January 30, 2020

Eva Kay

Diva. Hot. Short. Petty AFFFF. Sarcastic. Pretty eyes.

Oh my gosh, I just went out with the hottest girl ever!

Who?
Eva Kay, DUH!

by johanna714ever February 16, 2018

eva brown

When you fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum,you pull out, turn her around, pull back and smack her right under the nose with your dick leaving a Hitler sized shit stained mustache.

Dude. Last night I totally eva brown'd that girl.

by archivol April 18, 2015

Eva Harp

DAMN. Shes bisexual and hawt, what a keeper ;)

Courtney the lesbian: "That's Eva Harp!? She's bi? Wow I'm so happy!"
Charlotte the moist bruv: "Damn, she's hawtttttt"

by Evahxrp December 4, 2020

Eva is GOD

Eva is the smartest, prettiest and most liked person on earth 🌎 there fore she shall be the new god

From god

Yes this is all true, Eva is GOD

by I am god/Jesus June 13, 2022