engineery

Overly technical, nerdy, and left-brained. Lacking warmth, charisma, empathy, and general social skills; slightly awkward while at times being uncomfortably pushy or passive aggressive.

We invite the non-technical employees to happy hour so things don't get too engineery.

Keep in mind this article will be read by all sorts of people so don't make it too engineery.

by DGarb July 1, 2011

Steam Engine

Place a straw in your dickhole, smoke a cigarette, blow smoke in the straw. After smoke is blown into the straw, take the straw out, trapping the smoke in the penis. Once the smoke is trapped in the penis, you squeeze your penis so smoke rings come out of your penis.

My girl came over last night and i gave her the steam engine. CHOO CHOO!

by bag o' dicks July 2, 2012

engineer humor

Stories, jokes, or comments spoken by an engineer that are funny only to other engineers. Appreciating the wit of engineer humor often requires advanced application of physical sciences, mathematics, computer science, and/or abstract thought.

Example of Engineer Humor

First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

engineer

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

by Heff January 22, 2004

engrish

Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Most often english words are misspelled with the letter 'R' in place of 'L' leading to the name engrish.
Engrish comes from other countries besides Japan, although not usually as abundant or amusing.
Engrish.com supplies a regular assortment of hilarious engrish mistakes.

Examples of engrish:

-A sign put up during an election reads: "Erection in progress"

-Construction sign: "Today is under construction"

-Hotel directory: "Front Robby, Loom Service..."

by Devick September 12, 2009

Engrish

Mistranslations in Engrish is done with good vocabulary and bad grammar that are in Engrish. Resulting in hard to reads that are sentences in Engrish. "L" and "R" has no distinctions in Japanese, creating the term.

"All your base are belong to us."

"A winner is you!"

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

"Victoly!"

"No trespassing through east and west gate allowed." (from Wikipedia's article on Engrish)

"Please wastepaper would chuck in bin." (ibid)

-All examples of Engrish

by an elite June 27, 2009

Genetic Engineering

Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.

"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.

by Wingy January 3, 2006