elton

Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.

Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)

by Kazan April 1, 2005

Emonerd

nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Emo
  /E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

EmoNerd
  /E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.

Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF

Normal Person: ....-_-.....

by Ambaby November 2, 2009

Emoney

Emoney is the guy you always want to have around. If your trying to smoke he’s got the gas. He’s also the white snoop dogg so you know he smokes a lot.

“Yo Emoney fly over here I know you got grubba” “Emoney don’t be hiding grubba under your balls”

by The white snoop November 19, 2022

Elton

A gay and shitty singer or musician. Someone that thinks they're good at everything but isn't. A tool.

Why are you being such an Elton?

by Buffalowangs January 6, 2018

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

Elton

when using the word bummer you might say
'its like elton john- a big bummer'
so just sue the term elton.
can also mean gay.

'you cant go the party? what an elton!'

by *Milla* June 23, 2008

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013