A pussy piece of shit who has a good life but is too fucking retarded to see that. They usually wear tight clothes, cut themselves, hang around thrift stores, cry about nothing, cry in public, have hair that covers one eye, and are bisexual. They listen to pussy music, think they are better than everyone else, and talk about people behind their backs. They enrage and get beat up by metalheads,goths, and rockers.
*GOTHS ARE NOT EMO*
*GOTHS ARE NOT EMO*
John i want to cut myself over made up problems to be cool my myspace name is xxpainfilledheartxx. and i'm looking for guys and girls that are emo also.
by a metalhead and rocker January 2, 2009
Get the Emomug. Emo is SIMPLY the fashion trend marketed to perfection to a young increasingly gullible youth audience.
Those who people mistakingly consider to be "emo" can have mental illnesses such as bipolar or manic depression. Would you call Kurt Cobain or Winston Churchill, emo?? How about Ozzy Osbourne, Beethoven, Charles Dickens, Ernest Hemmingway, John Keats and Spike Milligian. no?? well you have.... by lumping them into catagories.
Why do humans have the need to catagorise everything? We are what we are.....
Those who people mistakingly consider to be "emo" can have mental illnesses such as bipolar or manic depression. Would you call Kurt Cobain or Winston Churchill, emo?? How about Ozzy Osbourne, Beethoven, Charles Dickens, Ernest Hemmingway, John Keats and Spike Milligian. no?? well you have.... by lumping them into catagories.
Why do humans have the need to catagorise everything? We are what we are.....
by CaitieMT August 25, 2008
Get the Emomug. A really crappy type of music that tends to somehow be popular with people my age. Emo people wear extremely tight jeans and wear t-shirts of their crappy emo bands like panic at the disco, my chemical romance, Dashboard Cofidentail, etc.
Emo Kid: i'm so depressed. I'm gonna go read "twilight" and listen to MCR.
Smart Metalhead(me):Uh, no. Your life is not fucking miserable. You have just as much money as i do, you have a good education, and you are not a drugie. But then again if i had to listen to your crappy music i'd be depressed to.
Smart Metalhead #2: Fuck yea Metal rules! Come on dude lets have fun and jump in a mosh pit! WHEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Smart Metalhead #3: Hell yea metal is so much funner then emo! Hey whens that new Slayer CD coming out?
Smart Metalhead(me):Uh, no. Your life is not fucking miserable. You have just as much money as i do, you have a good education, and you are not a drugie. But then again if i had to listen to your crappy music i'd be depressed to.
Smart Metalhead #2: Fuck yea Metal rules! Come on dude lets have fun and jump in a mosh pit! WHEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Smart Metalhead #3: Hell yea metal is so much funner then emo! Hey whens that new Slayer CD coming out?
by METAL GOD #666 March 17, 2009
Get the Emomug. Emo is an adjective. people who say things such as "omg you're such an EMO!" are idiots. "emo kid," "emo girl," "emo guy/boy" are correct.
by Scott Maytag November 15, 2007
Get the Emomug. A bunch of really gay people that think there cool but really arent. They say they dont want to be a conformist and be like normal people so they go and conform with another group.
Their music is really terrible and consists of guitarist who are really god aweful and have probably never played the guitar in there life and there singer usually has the voice of a three year old girl, but they woud probably sound better if they got the cock out of their mouth.
You can usually find an emo/qweer in the arcade of a mall playing dance dance revolution or in hot topic, where all there gay clothes are sold. There hair is usually a different color every other week and it comes down to there jaw bone on one side of there face and is straightend and the back is really spikey and looks like it could be wrung out with grease to cook bacon with. They wear black or gray usually with a little bit of pink and have fingerless gloves that come up to there elbows usually because they dont realize how gay it looks. You can usually find an emo wearing about 3242 spiked wrist bands that they never take off not even to shower.
Emos dont like sports. For many reasons, mostly because they suck balls in sports. But also because it requires that you put forth effort and there so lazy they dont want to do that. Another reason is because most jocks make fun of and beat up emos...because there gay.
You can also identify an emo by the 22374293472934729374 peircings in there face, mostly in the lips, nose, or ears. It is also easy to point out an emo because they will be jacking off to Harry Potter, or anime crap. They usually wear skin tight pants because they have no ball sack anymore, and are the scrawniest human beings in the world.
Emos are just a bunch of gay losers that caint make friends so they formed there own little cliche
Their music is really terrible and consists of guitarist who are really god aweful and have probably never played the guitar in there life and there singer usually has the voice of a three year old girl, but they woud probably sound better if they got the cock out of their mouth.
You can usually find an emo/qweer in the arcade of a mall playing dance dance revolution or in hot topic, where all there gay clothes are sold. There hair is usually a different color every other week and it comes down to there jaw bone on one side of there face and is straightend and the back is really spikey and looks like it could be wrung out with grease to cook bacon with. They wear black or gray usually with a little bit of pink and have fingerless gloves that come up to there elbows usually because they dont realize how gay it looks. You can usually find an emo wearing about 3242 spiked wrist bands that they never take off not even to shower.
Emos dont like sports. For many reasons, mostly because they suck balls in sports. But also because it requires that you put forth effort and there so lazy they dont want to do that. Another reason is because most jocks make fun of and beat up emos...because there gay.
You can also identify an emo by the 22374293472934729374 peircings in there face, mostly in the lips, nose, or ears. It is also easy to point out an emo because they will be jacking off to Harry Potter, or anime crap. They usually wear skin tight pants because they have no ball sack anymore, and are the scrawniest human beings in the world.
Emos are just a bunch of gay losers that caint make friends so they formed there own little cliche
Confused Girl: Gosh your hott! I just love that your wearing the same pants as me and that i could probably beat your ass if i wanted to...I want you to fuck me right now!
Emo: Haha no way, what do you think i am...normal. I dont like girls and besides i dont have a penis anymore so i caint have sex with you.
Emo: Haha no way, what do you think i am...normal. I dont like girls and besides i dont have a penis anymore so i caint have sex with you.
by HAIR! June 16, 2008
Get the Emomug. 1. Another really annoying label started by some loser who had no life.
2.Usually a whiny little adolescent boy or girl who thinks they are "rebellious" or a "non-conformist". They think their life sucks, so they waste their time cutting their wrists and hurting themselves instead of finding ways to make it better.
A lot of these people actually have no problems and are rich little liars who pretend to be emo to "fit in" with a select few people. Posers
Some of these people actually have a really bad life(example: abuse, neglect, poverty, disease, ect.), but still do nothing about but hurt themselves even more.
The worst type of emo is the kids who don't even cut themselves but make it appear as if they did, they will pretend to have issues that some real kids have. Saying their parents abuse them or they have been raped. When people who have actually had this happen to them, live with it much better or at least try to be happy.
Most shop at Hot Topic and Thrift stores.
3. A genre of music that some how spawned into a label.
2.Usually a whiny little adolescent boy or girl who thinks they are "rebellious" or a "non-conformist". They think their life sucks, so they waste their time cutting their wrists and hurting themselves instead of finding ways to make it better.
A lot of these people actually have no problems and are rich little liars who pretend to be emo to "fit in" with a select few people. Posers
Some of these people actually have a really bad life(example: abuse, neglect, poverty, disease, ect.), but still do nothing about but hurt themselves even more.
The worst type of emo is the kids who don't even cut themselves but make it appear as if they did, they will pretend to have issues that some real kids have. Saying their parents abuse them or they have been raped. When people who have actually had this happen to them, live with it much better or at least try to be happy.
Most shop at Hot Topic and Thrift stores.
3. A genre of music that some how spawned into a label.
1. "Check out that emo fag!"
2. "My life is so horrible, my girlfriend just dumped me for my bestfriend, no one ever pays attention to me, and my parents took away my convertible for screaming at them and calling them a prick. I'm going to kill myself"
"Instead of doing that how about you stop being such a pussy and do something proactive for once."
3. "Listen to this awesome emo band i found!"
2. "My life is so horrible, my girlfriend just dumped me for my bestfriend, no one ever pays attention to me, and my parents took away my convertible for screaming at them and calling them a prick. I'm going to kill myself"
"Instead of doing that how about you stop being such a pussy and do something proactive for once."
3. "Listen to this awesome emo band i found!"
by LikeHeyItsTiff November 20, 2007
Get the Emomug. a bunch of fuck nut stupid dumb cunt mother fuckers, who are hated by everyone, and this makes them sad, so they do more things that make everyone hate them, like hate themselves. They deserve mass gassing, and hitler would have foccused upon this race instead of the Jews, along with teeny boppers, these people are not people, they are god's joke, they are the sperm that should have died on the way to the womb, they are the babies that should have been aborted after birth. Usually dressed in black, these stupid fucking cunts always hunt in packs, a black aura hovers around them.
Non emo #1: WHat do you do if you see two emos hanging out?
Non emo #2: I dunno, what?
Non emo #1: Cut em' down.
Non emo #2: I dunno, what?
Non emo #1: Cut em' down.
by fuck off cunt February 27, 2008
Get the Emomug.