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Email

In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...
Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …
by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021
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daniel sent me a dick pic to my email.... i can't wait to fuck him
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
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Email Girls

The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.
Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.
by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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emalisa

The best name you have ever heard. She is so pretty, funny, smart, hot, sexy, everything a man is looking for. You can always hit me up xxx
Emalisa is the prettiest name on earth
by Appelpeer134 November 22, 2021
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Emilsen

Beautiful, Sexy, Fat ass, she’s got it all. Smart and driven! Monster in Bed and she can cook too.
Emilsen fine asf yo
by bandkidwithgoodhands November 23, 2021
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Emilsen

Sexy, Cute, Hot, Funny, Fat ass, Big heart, Loyal, The best you’ll ever have. Don’t ever take an Emilsen for granted, she is very special. All the boys want a piece of Emilsen but she’s not afraid to let them know she has a boyfriend or husband.
Random person: Who is that sexy funny girl over there?
Her Husband: Thats my funny sexy wife Emilsen
Random Person: Lucky you
by bandkidwithgoodhands November 28, 2021
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