K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."
by Araucauria September 27, 2021
A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*
Man, you're an elf.
*Child pisses you off...
Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.
Man, you're an elf.
*Child pisses you off...
Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.
by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 13, 2019
To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.
the movie elf that is over played at Christmas
The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings
the movie elf that is over played at Christmas
The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings
by The doctor of pubs December 18, 2014
Number eleven in german.
by L0REDO March 18, 2021
ELF or elf - short form/acronym used in text and social media posts to stand in for “ever-living fuck”, an amplification of the more common “af” and “wtf” acronyms. The “af” form can be altered thusly: aelf. The “wtf” like so: wtelf.
What the elf is this??? Why in the elf are there so many definitions for Santorum? That is confusing aelf.
by SpaceProphet January 01, 2018
person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian
person 2: that's because he's estonian
by Denmark denier August 08, 2023