my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Keebler Elf

A plan old bitch

“Greg is a Keebler Elf”

by God status November 24, 2021

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.

I love elfing on you lil' bro

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Elf

Stands for evil little fucker.

*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*

Man, you're an elf.

*Child pisses you off...

Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.

by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 12, 2019