Eärendil

Generally a very awesome person. Eärendil's enjoy nature, animals, and music. Eärendil's love chocolate, and are often times referred to as Hippies. Eärendil's are incredibly rare and are always liked by many people.

Eärendil's can come off as wise-asses, and most times are very sarcastic to those deserving of it.

Eärendil's are very artistic people, and enjoy rolling around in grass.

Eärendil's enjoy wearing paisley head bands.

Eärendil, I adore you.

by Children's Park October 18, 2010

Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011

Pubic Elephant Ears

When a male (or someone with a penis) trims their pubic hair in a way that makes the hair look like elephant ears and the penis look like the trunk.

That dude in the porno was rocking the pubic elephant ears.

by dvinnn August 30, 2011

biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

earsturbation

The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.

Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)

by mfort November 30, 2009

erse

1. Old English term for the word "arse" (which means "ass").
2. Present day term for the Irish tongue.

1. and 2.

"Irish people talk a load of erse."

by HMB April 6, 2003

Cat Ears Girl

Some weird chick in Boston who wears kitty cat ears all the time. She has a buncha different kinds.

cat ears girl always wears kitty ears. no one knows why.

by Russtee August 4, 2008