Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
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Politically correct term for poor. Those who make less than average to nothing may possess some type of earning disability. Those who make the most money seem to have no disability at all, but are frequently guilty of ableism. The most effective treatment is the unemployment pill, which may be prescribed by the government or by your primary care physician.
"Sucks to see all these jobless folks just wandering the streets. It's sad."
"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."
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"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."
"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."
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"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."
"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"
"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."
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"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."
"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."
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"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."
"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"
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Person 1: we're stranded and I'm so hungry
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now
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This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
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