Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 8, 2012
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Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
by doofle January 15, 2013
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An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
Get the IT Dust Monkey mug.That good shit you find at the bottom of your taki bag so you gotta snort it or suck it up.
Also good shit at throwing in peoples eyes when they say dumb shit
Also good shit at throwing in peoples eyes when they say dumb shit
Person 1: I fucked your sis last night
Person 2: THE FUCK YOU SAY? *throws taki dust in person 1 eyes*
Person 1: bitch wtf
Person 2: THE FUCK YOU SAY? *throws taki dust in person 1 eyes*
Person 1: bitch wtf
by wtfh is pseudonym? January 20, 2021
Get the Taki Dust mug.To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"
by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023
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1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
by E.B. December 3, 2004
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