Ghetto dumpling

any Asian person named Victor

bro victor always talks like a ghetto dumpling

by yesdaddy696969 December 23, 2022

lung dumpling

The after effects of cold or sinus condition. That fluid, phlem feeling in your chest and throat that comes up when you cough, comes out and looks like a ball of soggy slimy dough. It will stick to anything and if you wipe it on your jeans it may be mistaken for a dried up self pleasing spot.

I just spit a lung dumpling out the window and it stretched down the side of the truck

by Blackwater351 June 8, 2017

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

Dumpling

A girl that cries at any time or no reason at all.

Friend: why's she crying again for no reason?
Me: yeah bro manna's a dumpling...wet doe.

by Lunatic Raj September 24, 2017

dumple

The small indentation immediately beside the anus. A dumper-dimple.

there was a small piece of tissue stuck in my dumple, but she took care of it.

by LemmeK March 1, 2013