Hargrove Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.

Hey Kelby, don't get Hargrove Drunk tonight!

by Bamby999 July 15, 2018

Puky Drunk

A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.

Fred was puky drunk when he started to look out for the bathroom.

by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009

halo drunk

The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.

A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.

Bob: How did you beat me? You can barely ever get over 10 kills!
Steve: I'm Halo drunk bitch.

by bananananafuckyeahhhh June 16, 2011

outer drunk

The effects of marijuana that cause the room to spin, instead of your head from alcohol, or inner drunk.

"The room is spinning. I must be outer drunk, but man do I feel great."

by Osiris_0708 March 16, 2010

Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010