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Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
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Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing
I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...
by S-touch August 28, 2010
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Drive by egging

The act of driving by a house with jumbo eggs, stopping and quickly throwing the eggs from the window at the house and speeding away. Oftenly done when the 50 is around and not enough time to get out of the car to properly egg the house or in pussy mode.
brina:"you up to stealing your moms mini van again and egg dougies house tonight?"
aj:"nah the 50 is everywhere tonight"
chubby bunny:"one word: drive by egging"
by ilovenewport54 April 10, 2011
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drive by

To check out the smell of a girl's pussy before you start to go down on her. Involves moving your face across her whisker biscuit and sniffing. If it smells like fish you don't go any further, if it smells good you dive in.
"Steve checked out Joan's pussy by doing a drive by first".
by Steve Williams May 13, 2005
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drive of shame

The drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.
Good morning. My head hurts so I'm going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.
by LD50 January 8, 2006
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Drive-by Journalism

The title of a book by Arthur E. Rowse in which he explains *how* the media became drive-bys.
Have you read the book "Drive-By Journalism: The Assault On Your Need To Know"?
by aalpha March 23, 2008
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Drive-by Yawning

When a pedestrian is waiting at a bus stop yawning and you witness the yawn taking place when you drive-by and inevitably have to yawn immediately after.
Not again! I hate Drive-by Yawning!
by lovestospooge14 October 28, 2008
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