douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!

by Kasscendra February 2, 2009

Douchebagism

The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.

you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!

by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009

Douchebag

Hardy!!

My Dad!
Douchebag

by Raikovv January 31, 2009

Douchebag

Greg Wilkman
http://i35.tinypic.com/2rxhf6t.jpg

Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags

by kaiken October 20, 2008

Douchebag

1. A bag of douche.
2. And apparently it's a Roman citizen...

1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche

2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...

Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!

by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 23, 2008

DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)

HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG

by TEMP M September 29, 2015

douchebag

Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!

Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!

by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014