DJ Mathematics

A genius of the sick beats and the turntables that produce them.
Her beats are so fresh, she sells them at the Sunday market.
She emits strange growling sounds when angry, and is best known for her trademark 'fingers-in-the-air' victory dance.

Isa: Hey, whats that growling noise?

Dan: I think it's DJ Mathematics

Isa: It sounds like a raccoon

DJ Mathematics: rrrrooooo

by the truth00999 November 10, 2011

Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013

dj nogig

someone who professes to be a dj, but never actually dj's anywhere.

what is up with spherex, he is such a dj nogig!

by maxsquared March 2, 2010

dj spare

Dj spare is the beast on the dj set. His dazzling ability to get girls is out of this world. He is described as cool, stylish and by some, POG. When Dj spare enters the room every goes crazy as he puts some shit music on.

boy: omg its dj spare, it time to get funky
dj spare: *starts twerking and whipping*
girls: *faints*
boy 2: cums on the celling in disbelief

by andrew brown jr June 27, 2021

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

DJ BARTOLINO

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.

Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.

by Trovattore June 12, 2013

DJ Party

The female version of a circle jerk, in which a group of women get in a circle to play "Disco DJ" on their clits.

Man 1: What's a female version of a circle jerk?
Man 2: I hear it's called a circle squirt but I'm Mor partial to DJ Party.

by VelkaHemingway February 13, 2022