by PeakFreak June 6, 2024
Get the Dales mug.Dale is the biggest flog you will ever meet. He is the most self serving self absorbed person you will ever come into contact with. He would shit on his on mother to save his own ass. If you ever come into contact with a Dale run!
by Old Mate 666 April 2, 2021
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Get the dale dejesus mug.A man who will get under your skin at times and will really annoy you. But when you really need him, he still won't be there. Don't depend on them to get anything done and if they ever do anything right then that would be the biggest accomplishment of their life. Their relationship status will be bare and unspoken of most of the time but if they do get a certain someone in their life that they care about then they will never let them go and will brag about that person to everyone.
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by 67ci February 21, 2019
Get the Dale mug.Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024
Get the Dale mug.A gym teacher, has a lot of cake, has really athletic sons, and expects a lot, monitors lunch and did I mention has cake
Someone: looks it’s me dales
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
by Mrs puff October 13, 2019
Get the Mr Dales mug.When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022
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