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Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021
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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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Emotional Damage

A joke made by a famous YouTuber known as Steven He
Caused mainly in Dhar Mann videos
by ReyHar1 February 20, 2023
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Emotional damage

u lost a game...
and the game coders are dumb
and your emotions get damage
oh fu** HOW THE HELL DID I LOST ALL MY FRIKING SCORE AND WHY DID THAT MOTHERFU**ER TAKE MY SCORE, THIS STUPID A*S GAME

Emotional damage
by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023
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emotional damage

i will emotional damage you if you say that again.
by steven he January 22, 2023
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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
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