A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.
My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
by Kasscendra February 2, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.
you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!
by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009
Get the Douchebagismmug. 
by kaiken October 20, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. 1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 23, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. "dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
by niqua October 29, 2013
Get the douchebagmug. by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017
Get the douchebagmug.