A Dorto is a comonly used word to describe a bestest friend with some lesbian tendancies who is fun to be around, halarious, smart, but mildly retarded too!, but you wouldn't change it cuz shes cool! Everybody loves a Dorto!
by Jennugh July 29, 2008
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- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009
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the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
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Get the doritoiy mug.1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.
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1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
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