by anitch November 14, 2020
by lorenshumor on tiktok December 05, 2020
This Russian spy, thought to be the god of thicc and spray tan, was born to serve the soviet union and is just disguised to appear as a cheeto puff.In one of his tweets, he brings the almighty and faithful slave covfefe to obey him. With covfefe on his side,very little can destroy him.
by hardboi69 October 18, 2018
donald trump is racist, homphobic, sexist, xenophobic, a pedophile, a rapist, misogynistic, transphobic, orange.
by jungkookluvr November 04, 2020
The dumb president that doesn't deserve it- (Biden wins) oh well that escalated quickly. The whole world: YAY!!!
*sees Donald trump*
*pulls out DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle*
*shoots*
Donald Trump: Hah sucker you missed-
Me:*bang bang*
*pulls out DSR-Precision DSR 50 Sniper Rifle*
*shoots*
Donald Trump: Hah sucker you missed-
Me:*bang bang*
by 911whatsyoureemergency? November 13, 2020
A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022
by sasd May 27, 2021