crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

on deck

next person to bat in a baseball game

"Giambi is needs a double here in the sixth. If not, then the Yanks will have to count on Jeter whose on deck."

by Lynx January 4, 2004

Quarter deck

Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.

"Get your ass on the quarter deck and start pushing, maggot!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

Neck Deck

To strike someone in the Neck with your fist.

I am going to Neck Deck you if you keep talking.

by Rachet Sachet February 20, 2011

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

by DaTruthx January 2, 2012