Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
Verb
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
by MixMastaK November 18, 2009
Person A: This person that keeps referring to me as “Chinese Girl” wants to talk to me more, I think they might like me.
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
Person B: Gross.. They sound curb stomp-able
by Ozzieiei September 08, 2021
Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 23, 2022
by Prof Paradox March 30, 2024
The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.
1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
by yilliy May 10, 2024
A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 06, 2014