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kicked MySelf to the curb 

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.
"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"
kicked MySelf to the curb by J January 21, 2004
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Alabama Curb Rule 

A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.
'Dude, she looks too young for that.'

NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE!
Alabama Curb Rule by ahy ess dee eph December 25, 2010

Mounting the Curb 

the act of climbing onto a huge person then proceeding to begin sexual intercourse

co-founded by: xErrror (twitch username) and ChrissieJ1S (twitch username)
"If you're going to be hittin' that, you'll need to be mounting the curb."

bang it to the curb 

When you break up with a chick you're living with, you nail her one last time then kick her out and change the locks after draining the mutual bank account leaving her on the streets ("the curb")
"Hey where's your bitch?" "She got caught slippin' I had to bang it to the curb."

Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)
" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"
Irish curb stomp by taylor lairsey September 8, 2006

hitting the curb 

The term used by prostitutes to start their night job
Shontelle: OK I got to start hitting the curb if I want to make any money
L-a: Gurl I feel you, my pussy is drier than the Sahara desert
hitting the curb by workplaceconduct February 28, 2017