crunchy

Synonymous with good, but crunchier.

"Whooaaa! That was a crunchy party!"
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."

by 601ESTATE April 14, 2006

crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.

ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him

by cclishzz June 19, 2008

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007

Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.

Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011

Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017