Quarter Way Crook

A Quarter Way Crook is a half of a Halfway Crook. A Quarter Way Crook is so fake and unreal, he doesn't deserve the title of a Halfway Crook.

Nigga you half of a Halfway Crook. Quarter way crook actin ass

by Ganges Kahn Academy July 5, 2017

crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.

This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook

by steppaz April 8, 2021

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)

Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?

by crooked.frog February 22, 2021

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016