craymail

When you get an email from a crazy person, or an email which has mentally insane undertones.

Dude, I totally got craymail from my ex yesterday.

by Beeper7 August 13, 2014

crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Crayondwriting

When an adult’s handwriting is so bad it looks like they used crayons to write with

Kim’s note was crap. Her crayondwriting was illegible.

by Tippen May 7, 2018

CrayPega

The act of being stupid/ moronic on purpose. Crayator, the famous Australian streamer and Youtuber is quite famous for this.

The word originated a few years back and have been circulated by thousands of people who watch his content.

You are such a CrayPega when you try to use a Ender Pearl in the Nether (Minecraft).

by SmokeyLegend August 18, 2019

crayrect

When your crazy, but right.

I'm telling you, buying crypto right now is the crayrect choice!

by dease42 June 21, 2021

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022