politically correct

An Idea.

Bob: Wow, Bananas sure are tasty! They're so much better then stupid mangos.

Bill: Bob...Isn't the politically correct thing to say that all fruits are equal?

Bob: Well, i was just trying to state my opinion on how amazing bananas are.

Bill: Your being ignorant Bob! All fruit are equally nutritious and tasty. Some people can find your opinion very offensive and it's not fair for them!

Bob: So what you're saying is i can't express my love for fruit?

Bill: Oh, you can express your love for fruit, but in a safe and nonoffensive way.

Bob: ...

Bill: :)

Bob: You're a jackass

by Po ta toe August 5, 2009

come correct

To bring fresh rhymes; to have dope technique

Background: Hip hop, b-boy

On the microphone I come correct

by g-funk March 6, 2005

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

correcto

Accurate. To be correctly correct. Correcto

That’s correcto!

by Donald duckmaster April 19, 2018

Correct adjacent

When you're not QUITE correct but you're close to correct.

Iam "Looks like we were wrong about the zodiac killer thing and the inferring meaning thing... Hmm..."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Stop DOING that! But I prefer the term 'correct adjacent.' We were close... So very close..."

Iam "The infer meaning thing was the opposite of what we said"

Hym "👌 Correct adjacent 👌 "

Iam ".....Whatever I'm going back to sleep..."

Hym "Announce yourself visually before you chime in again. I'm tired to you just popping up out of nowhere!"

Iam 🥱👋

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018

Political correctness

A way of censorship and judgment by following what the society establishs it's right or wrong, without giving the events, the ideas or the decisions that are being judged the depth it deserves. Political correctness is most of the time related with left ideologies, but it depends on the country and the subject. In America for example, people use to care more about black people than women, ergo, most of the time, political correctness with black people issues more than women issues. In the other hand, in Mexico people use to care more about women issues than indian community issues, so political correctness is applied to women issues and not to indian issues. Also, an overlooked aspect of political correctness is that, in some cases, it's applied in a way that people don't realise about it, given to the fact that political correctness is only associeted with left ideologies. I'll give some examples of political correctness being used by the liberal part of the population and the conservative> part of the population.

“Mary got laid with more than 30 men and she's only 23, what a whore!”, this is an example of political correctness by conservative people.

“In this new book by Marty R. Jefferson, three black men steal a liquor store and kill the owner, it's such an offense to black people by using such a racist stereotype.” this is an example of political correctness by liberal people.

“Heard Liv is a feminist now, so sad, now she spents her days yelling nonsense at rallies, she's only looking for a good fuck.”

“Have you seen Joker already? My god what an awful movie. The main character, Arthur, is such an incel!”

by P.T.A. March 30, 2020