Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.

Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.

by DRSD October 19, 2021

Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

by Corezore June 17, 2016

Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”

by The salty underdog November 1, 2018

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

harry cooter

Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi

Holly

by jetty May 15, 2003

Hippie Cooter

Hairy Vagina.

I was gonna go down on that girl, but she had a hippie cooter.

by Maispace September 8, 2010