When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
by Fecal slayer December 01, 2016
When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019
Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
by Tatd_girl March 09, 2024
Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!
or
Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
or
Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
by honeyxcream November 16, 2023