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top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016
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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
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the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.
by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
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lil cooch

lil cooch is the best musical artist in the world who is only soundcloud. they have 2 ep’s that goes by the manes of “elongated coochie” and “the emo”. lil cooch also has 5 albums named “octopus tits” “ass hairs” “music to cvm to” “CLOUT” and “ fezussy”. they are currently working on their last album and possibly one more ep
lil cooch’s is the queen of rap if nicki wasn’t a thing
by girlboss queen March 15, 2022
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dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."
thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house
by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010
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Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.
It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.
by WtF004 September 2, 2023
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