top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.

I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night

by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

aleya

aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022