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Nan conversation

A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.
I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":

Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?

Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.

Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.

Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?

Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.

Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.

Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?

Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?

Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.

Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
by nanna_jayne March 1, 2023
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Tailpipe conversion

The street slang for a male to female transgender persons vagina. Derived from the conversion of a peice of said persons colon surgically becoming their new vagina. It’s said to become less colon scented and more vajayjay like over the span of a year.
Pee yew! Damn sweetie, were you born this way or is this a tailpipe conversion?
by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019
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ONEOPULIZED CONVERSATION

When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.
Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.
by MzyBT October 6, 2015
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courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.
J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.
by MrJelle July 21, 2017
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shit conversation

A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.
Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.
by firecharizard May 19, 2016
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drop conversation

Akwardly ending a conversation from a need to pee whilst not telling the other person that you need to pee
Pesron 1 - ok, well, eh I have to go catch up with a friend, bye!
Person2 (to himself) - did he just use a drop conversation on me?
by Geisbdidb17353 December 9, 2015
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Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014
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