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camera control 

The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."
Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."

Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."
camera control by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011
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Booze control 

Driving home perfectly after 10 pints
Don't worry Steve, I've activated booze control
Booze control by G1XXY August 11, 2016

Girth Control Pills 

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

Reaction control system 

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.
Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.

Zain control

The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.

Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.
-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??

- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!
Zain control by Barco Polo April 27, 2020

Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.
Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”
Ground Control by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023

tom cruise control 

when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool
"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"