confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep

Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP

Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.

by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020

Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012