a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
by samurai2141 May 04, 2010
by paul phillips February 11, 2005
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
by Mediumdave22 February 23, 2011
When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.
Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.
by lifechildbitch December 06, 2010
A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.
Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".
by Zentas August 15, 2011
After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.
Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.
by Polish Punisher February 23, 2018
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
by playboi✌🏽 October 15, 2019