cockblocker

Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."

by Janet Reno March 26, 2003

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021

Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.

Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.

by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012

Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker

by Trips July 4, 2005

Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!

by GTBrett June 23, 2005

cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock!

by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009