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cock dicker

by luvieere November 12, 2007
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locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007
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Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
by L. Longford July 19, 2010
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Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'
by Nayban November 1, 2005
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cock tribute

A cock tribute is a photo of a person (often female) also showing a hard penis, usually in front of or alongside their face. Not as common as cum tributes, but growing in popularity, especially on Twitter.
"You done me a cum tribute, now please do a cock tribute for me. I want to see your hard dick next to my face!"
by 10 Finger Eddie December 11, 2015
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cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in
by j.mac-z@suckonit.com July 15, 2009
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cock and balls

these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.
man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.

man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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