Clipsterfuck

An event or place that is overcrowded with hipsters.

(it's a combination of the words "clusterfuck" and "hipster")

Christine said that the concert in Brooklyn was a total clipsterfuck. No surprise there....

by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009

chopsworth

One to two grams of marijuana. Enough to roll a chop. A chop is a fat blunt of bomb.

Lemme get a chopsworth!

by Chop Chopenstein September 9, 2009

cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests

Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since

by worderamma December 13, 2009

Chopsworth

The exact quantity needed for the construction of a single chop.

Duke Angelo: Ay, what shall I do? Verily, I am dryer than the antediluvian plains of Africa, and my lone Swisher be-stales itself apace.

Nicolo: Peace, my lord! I have procured for you, from a most generous and dutiful peasant, a small sack: no harvest-festival bounty, to be sure, but most certainly a veritable chopsworth.

Duke Angelo: Truly, you alone shall be my son, and the rightful heir to this kingdom.

--from "The Courier's Tragedy," Richard Wharfinger, 1788

by T. Drometheus Chopworthington January 14, 2010

Chopski

An alternative term to say your going to use chewing tobacco.

Bro I'm boutta throw in a fat ass chopski and play some Destiny.

by bjk795 November 13, 2014

chopstick discrimination

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

clopen

In shift work in any job: Whenever you work the closing shift and then the next morning work the opening shift. Giving the employee an improper amount of time to refresh and feel rested between shifts.

Jake to Elizabeth: I'm feeling kind of sluggish this morning, worked another clopen!

by eviljake74 December 12, 2015