stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay

by Hdjdhsbqbkedi December 12, 2016

spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.

Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.

by spraymatthews March 26, 2016

Clay hickey

A badass who is better at life then you. He also fucked you bitch and isn't sorry.

Clay hickey fucked your mom and thinks your mom is a hoe

by Josephthekidwhoshitinabox June 27, 2019

Hey hey clay clay

A way to tell someone you are about to greet or talk to someone you hate/despise.

“Ugh, Clayton just messaged me”

“Just hit him with a Hey hey clay clay”

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Dropping Clay

Taking a shit....

Im going to freak out of my neighbors dog keeps dropping clay on my grass

by Bobby Baboon November 8, 2019