Chump

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).

The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!

by Sardon January 2, 2022

Chumping

Cuming in ones ear then drinking it with a straw

Sam loves chumping with blake

by Garfield.com April 17, 2024

Chump

Dante Green

Dante Green is a Chump

by WanderOverHeaven August 4, 2022

Chump

Ezra, the friend who is always on Madden.

Ezra get the fuck off Madden and play Jackbox with us, you Chump.

by shacostco December 29, 2022

Chump

A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.

Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*

by Ginger_thing1010 April 2, 2020

Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.

I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.

by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013